Smarty Pants

93% love it
Enduring classic
A small, spirited place for loyal patrons with lots of events. Great hometown bar with hot bartenders, underwear night, Karaoke, drag showcases, and drink specials!


    • ctrever23
      ctrever23 Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Rare place for gay karaoke on the weekend
      Not everyone wants drag queens and techno music. Smarty Pants is a great bar for something different. Check their website for the schedule. The people here tend to be nicer than most places too!

    • kristoff1
      kristoff1 Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Fun, Fun, Fun
      Love Fritz & Mark.. Best Bartender in the city.... (Andy) We love our Andy Behind the bar. Fun place to meet people and just hang out.

    • MammyGraham
      MammyGraham Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Exactly how a dive bar should be
      This is a small, unassuming place that could easily be written off, but you will not be able to leave this place after just one drink. Bartenders are cool, the small crowd is full of fun and enery and totally get into their awful karaoke - which is exactly how karoake is supposed to be. Very laid back, fun people, easy to strike up a conversation...gem of a dive bar.

    • sleichen
      sleichen Over a year ago
      Loves it

      One of Fort Lauderdale's Originals!
      I've been here in Fort Lauderdale for 10 years. Smarty Pants has gone through some ownership changes, but remains one of the BEST Local Bars in town. Friendly, Cozy little establishment. A must visit for anyone coming to Fort Lauderdale. Truely a Home Away From Home. Local Patrons, Local Owners - Best of the Best for your Entertainment. From Kareoke, Drag Wars, Spin the Wheel Duck Game and Pot Luck - You'll never feel left out. Mark & Fritz (Owners) are very real and down to earth People who love and care about their customers! A Rare find in a mid size city like ours! Great Work Mark & Fritz - Wishing you both many years of continued success in the business! You two are one of the Rare ones who take so much pride in your patrons and community! THANK YOU!

    • matthewleik
      matthewleik Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Smarty panys
      Cleanest bar in town. Always alot of fun. Erics not here anymore but the new duckie game is awespme and alo of fun, i won a 20 dollar bar tab!! Friday ans sat are packed for karaoke. <br><br><i> </i>

    • jimmycx
      jimmycx Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Great bartenders, fun place, loads of laughter! Friendly customers.

    • Gaytravelers
      Gaytravelers Over a year ago
      Hates it

      Smoke hits you before you walk in!
      Before we even walked in the door, smoke was coming OUT of the front door! Located in a very small shopping center. Small bar. Bartenders are friendly. Never crowded.

    • Altkunst
      Altkunst Over a year ago
      Loves it

      Friendly Neighborhood Bar
      Smarty Pants is a small, friendly neighborhood bar where one can find a doctor, lawyer, and Indian Chief at various times. John W. and Matt are the best bartenders, and Wednesdays at 6 pm is always Trivia evening with your wonderful host Eric. If you are looking for snobby and pretentious you WON"T find it here. It's a fun atmosphere where one meet the locals.

    • longswallowcock
      longswallowcock Over a year ago
      Loves it

      is nice is a great place to relax and have fun
      is nice and clean and frirndly place where u can find nice good strippers here every sunday and play bingo and have karokee every friday at9Pm